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200 Word RPGs 2025

Nov. 13th, 2025 02:59 pm
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200 Word RPGs 2025

Each November, some people try to write a novel. Others would prefer to do as little writing as possible. For those who wish to challenge their ability to not write, we offer this alternative: producing a complete, playable roleplaying game in two hundred words or fewer.

This is the submission thread for the 2025 event, running from November 1st, 2025 through November 30th, 2025. Submission guidelines can be found in this blog’s pinned post, here.

“It’s like Moldvay Basic but with ascending AC”

(A game of bullshitting for 3+ Forumgoers)
You claim to be a human OSR dev with revolutionary ideas, but in truth you are a (1d4)

Kobold
Beholder
Skeleton
Gelatinous cube

with no clue what this whole “OSR” thing is, trying to slyly gain cred so you can (1d6)

Date
Show up
Befriend
Assassinate
Learn from
Defraud

the forumgoer to your left.

To generate a pitch, name your system and say the following:
“It’s like…” (d8)

“OD&D…”
“Moldvay Basic…”
“Holmes Basic…”
“AD&D…”
“BECMI…”
“2e…”
“A custom mod of Chainmail…”
“Gamma World…”

“But with…” (d10)

“Ascending AC.”
“Backported unconsciousness rules.”
“Revamped classes.”
“Playable monsters.”
“4e-style tactics.”
“Less resource management.”
“More resource management.”
“Customizable advancement.”
“A modernized alignment system.”
“Elements from Chuubo’s Marvelous Wish-Granting Engine.”

Each other player, going around to the right, will then pose a question:
“How does that affect…” (d12, reroll duplicates)

“fighters?”
“thieves?”
“magic-users?”
“illusionists?”
“dungeoneering?”
“exploration?”
“combat?”
“landowning?”
“roleplaying?”
“survivability?”
“PvP?”
“(their species)?”

You cannot answer “it doesn’t”.

Then, the player to your left pitches.
Once every player has pitched, the admin gets pissy about the 4E board and doxxes everyone, including you. Busted! The game ends, but may continue as freeform RP.

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prokopetz:

prokopetz:

It’s not that I don’t sympathise with folks who are frustrated at a certain flavour of tabletop roleplayers insisting that it’s elitist to actually learn the rules of the game you’re ostensibly playing, but I have to laugh at analogies like “you wouldn’t say that it’s elitist to actually watch a TV show you claim to be a fan of, would you?”, because people in TV show fandoms 100% do say that.

(It’s fun to see how thoroughly the script has been flipped on the “is it immoral to play a game the way the rules explicitly encourage you to?” thing, though. I remember Vampire: The Masquerade discourse back in the 90s where the folks who refused to learn the rules were painted as elitists and the folks who understood math as the unwashed rabble!)

Could you be persuaded to expound on how that last part even worked? Wasn’t around at the time, and I don’t think this is a very researchable topic.

In both cases it’s basically a reaction to the same problem, with the particulars being mediated by how the game is marketed. Cultures of play that revolve around one specific game tend to want very badly for that game to be universal, and when they’re confronted with the fact that a universal game system is a phantom of marketing which cannot possibly exist in reality, they tend to cope by insisting that this absence of universality is a product of people Doing It Wrong.

In the case of the culture of play of Vampire: The Masquerade in the 1990s, the game was marketed by its publisher as the thinking man’s alternative to Dungeons & Dragons, which was of course a mindless dice-rolling exercise which barely qualified as a roleplaying game at all. The trouble is that Vampire: The Masquerade is also a very complicated system with lots of crunchy dice-rolling; to square that circle, you ended up with a culture of play that reacted to anyone pointing out this fact by dismissing the rules as unimportant. Not caring about the rules thus became a way of distinguishing oneself as a better class of gamer beside the rules-knowing, D&D-brained rubes.

In the case of the culture of play of Dungeons & Dragons in 2025, the marketing goes completely the other way, selling it as a universal entry-level game. D&D is, of course, a medium-heavy game which rewards system mastery, to a sufficient degree that it’s possible to fuck things up as early as character creation – which is a big problem if you’re committed to insisting that the game has no entry barriers. What that looks like in practice is a culture of play which scorns people who have trouble picking up the rules as misguided for trying, and positions any DM or group who expect new group members to make an effort to learn how to play as odious gatekeepers.

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Nov. 13th, 2025 11:14 am
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prokopetz:

It’s very funny how Hollow Knight consistently refers to Herrah as “Herrah the Beast” and strongly implies there’s something eldritch going on with her, only for Silksong to reveal that she really is godspawn, but that’s not why she’s called “the Beast”; the Deepnesters gave her that epithet because they’re spider racist.

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As someone who hasnt played the game i just assumed it was because she Big

Apparently not. According to Silksong, all first-generation Weavers, including Herrah, are common arachnids uplifted to sapience via divine intervention. The spiders of Deepnest have a specific prejudice against uplifts, regarding them as animals with delusions of personhood – which made things super awkward for them when their monarch went and married one.

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It’s very funny how Hollow Knight consistently refers to Herrah as “Herrah the Beast” and strongly implies there’s something eldritch going on with her, only for Silksong to reveal that she really is godspawn, but that’s not why she’s called “the Beast”; the Deepnesters gave her that epithet because they’re spider racist.

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prokopetz:

Warhammer 40K fans on other platforms: Writing Primarch slashfic and drawing space elves with big boobs.

Warhammer 40K fans on Tumblr: Is anybody else gonna fuck that robot skeleton? No?

an animated gif from the movie Starship Troopers with the caption "I'm doing my part"ALT

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prokopetz:

It’s not that I don’t sympathise with folks who are frustrated at a certain flavour of tabletop roleplayers insisting that it’s elitist to actually learn the rules of the game you’re ostensibly playing, but I have to laugh at analogies like “you wouldn’t say that it’s elitist to actually watch a TV show you claim to be a fan of, would you?”, because people in TV show fandoms 100% do say that.

(It’s fun to see how thoroughly the script has been flipped on the “is it immoral to play a game the way the rules explicitly encourage you to?” thing, though. I remember Vampire: The Masquerade discourse back in the 90s where the folks who refused to learn the rules were painted as elitists and the folks who understood math as the unwashed rabble!)

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It’s not that I don’t sympathise with folks who are frustrated at a certain flavour of tabletop roleplayers insisting that it’s elitist to actually learn the rules of the game you’re ostensibly playing, but I have to laugh at analogies like “you wouldn’t say that it’s elitist to actually watch a TV show you claim to be a fan of, would you?”, because people in TV show fandoms 100% do say that.

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Warhammer 40K fans on other platforms: Writing Primarch slashfic and drawing space elves with big boobs.

Warhammer 40K fans on Tumblr: Is anybody else gonna fuck that robot skeleton? No?

The Big Idea: Theodora Goss

Nov. 13th, 2025 06:03 pm
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Posted by Athena Scalzi

Reality is both objective and subjective, but what if reality could be fundamentally changed just by enough people thinking about it really hard? Author Theodora Goss is here today not only to present her newest collection of short stories, but to make you question our very reality and what it means for something to be considered “real” in society. Follow along in the Big Idea for Letters from an Imaginary Country, and contemplate reality along the way.

THEODORA GOSS:

One of my favorite writers is Jorge Luis Borges, and one of my favorite stories by Borges is “Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius.” I’ll try not to spoil the story too much, but if you haven’t read it and would like to before finding out what I’m going to say about it, don’t look any further. Instead, go find a copy of Borges’ short story collection Labyrinths. Once you’ve read the story (and every other story in the collection—you will inevitably want to read them all), you can come back here.

All right, let’s keep going. “Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius” is about a secret society that creates an encyclopedia for an imaginary world named Tlön. Because the encyclopedia describes that world in so much detail, it begins to materialize; objects from Tlön being to appear in our world. Eventually, our world starts to become Tlön—the imaginary world has taken over the real one. This concept inspired two of the stories in my short story collection Letters from an Imaginary Country: “Cimmeria: From the Journal of Imaginary Anthropology” and “Pellargonia: A Letter to the Journal of Imaginary Anthropology.” Imaginary anthropology is just one of the imaginary sciences; one can also study imaginary archaeology, imaginary sociology, imaginary biology—and certain fields, such as economics, may always have been imaginary anyway. They are based on the Tlön Hypothesis: that if a group of people imagine something, describe it clearly and in sufficient detail, and get enough other people to believe in it, that thing becomes real. So imaginary archaeologists can imagine and then excavate an ancient civilization. Imaginary biologists can imagine and then locate a new species of animal. Practitioners of imaginary anthropology can imagine and then travel to contemporary human societies—countries like Cimmeria and Pellargonia. Of course, creating these societies can result in unexpected consequences, which is what my stories are about.

On one hand, the Tlön Hypothesis is a fantastical element—of course we can’t create reality just by imagining it. On the other, it’s fundamentally and demonstrably true. We can’t create real reality through imagination, but human beings don’t live most of their lives in real reality—where we find trees and rivers and mountains. As far as we know, other animals spend their lives in that reality. But we human beings spend most of our lives in an imagined reality that includes, and counts as “real,” countries and governments and corporations. I’m drawing here on Yuval Noah Harari’s idea, described in Sapiens, that any human society is largely an “imagined order.” We are born into that order, and its rules and values tell us how to live. We think of that order as “real” because it seems as natural and inevitable to us as trees and rivers and mountains. In the United States, we believe that we have a constitution (not just a piece of paper with writing on it) and that we spend money (not just other pieces of paper with more writing). We have also created a social structure that enforces those rules and values, so that if we steal pieces of paper with one kind of writing (doodles on napkins, for example), no one will care—but if we steal pieces of paper with a different kind of writing (like hundred dollar bills), we will be put in prison.

You could say I made up the Tlön Hypothesis because it seemed like a cool idea for my story. However, the Tlön Hypothesis is also the basis for human civilization—a society comes into being because we imagine it, and the only way to change that society is to imagine another order for it. (We had better get on that quick, by the way, because our “real” reality is starting to destroy the actual real reality, including trees and rivers and mountains, as well as the animals to whom they are crucially important.)

All of the stories in Letters from an Imaginary Country are, to a certain extent, about how we create the world through telling stories about it, whether those stories are fairy tales or academic papers. They are about the power of language, which I think is our main human superpower—the ability to communicate with one another in complex ways, and to create social structures because we agree on certain things, or wars because we disagree on others. All the great things we have achieved as a species are a function of our ability to communicate, as are all the terrible things we have done throughout human history. Indeed, the idea of human history itself depends on language.

I suppose if I want a reader to get any central idea from my collection, it’s that we have the power to make and remake our world through language (which is why writers, who seem so powerless in our capitalist system, are the first targets of authoritarian regimes). So let’s use language carefully, clearly, well. I’m certainly not the first writer to say this. George Orwell said it in much more specific detail; Ursula K. Le Guin, with much greater eloquence. But it’s worth repeating as many times as we need to hear it.

You might not get that particular point from reading my stories, at least not consciously—after all, I hope they are also fun reads. Feel free to enjoy them without philosophizing too much. But I’m grateful for the opportunity to philosophize here, and to talk about why I wrote them as well as how much I owe to an amazing writer named Borges.


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Posted by PZ Myers

The Democrats have been releasing damning emails from the Epstein files, which is a good start. There’s nothing too surprising in them, though. We already knew Trump and Epstein were pals, we’ve always known that Trump was a nasty little sleazebag with a thing for underaged girls, and the right-wing side of the electorate has been able to ignore that all along, so I expect nothing to change. Also, the Republicans are playing the victim card and howling about it was all innocent banter and Trump didn’t do nothin’, anyhow.

Except that conservatives are hypocritically complaining about emails that expose the president for what he is, and simultaneously fishing through the emails that make Democrats look bad. I’m all for it! Expose all the dirtbags, no matter what side of the aisle they sit on.

For example, Larry Summers, good buddy to Bill Clinton and ex-president of Harvard, was quite chummy with Epstein.

Former Harvard President Lawrence H. Summers maintained a close personal relationship with convicted sex criminal Jeffrey E. Epstein until just months before his death in August 2019, according to emails released by Congress on Wednesday.

The cache, released by Republicans on the House Oversight Committee, details how Summers and Epstein regularly corresponded about women, politics, and Harvard-linked projects. They appear to have maintained a close correspondence as late as March 2019 — just months before Epstein’s arrest and death.

Some of the emails are casually venal, as when Summers tried to cajole huge financial gifts to specific projects at Harvard.

The correspondence reveals that Epstein had planned to donate $500,000 to Poetry in America — a television show and digital initiative spearheaded by Harvard English professor emerita Elisa F. New, who is married to Summers. In 2016, Epstein donated $110,000 to Verse Video Education, the non-profit organization which funds the initiative.

Cool. It’s quite the inbred tangle of scholars they’ve got there at Harvard.

We also get the slimy side of Summers, as he asks Epstein for dating advice.

In dozens of emails, Summers — corresponding from his personal account — also appears to have written to Epstein with ease about his personal life. At times, he confided in Epstein about his relationship with an unnamed woman, referring to the topic and his requests for advice as the “dear Abby issue.”

He recounted a conversation between himself and the woman to Epstein, telling him that at one point it had turned tense.

At one point, he told Epstein, the woman brushed him off with the phrase “I’m busy.” Summers told Epstein that he responded to the woman by telling her “awfully coy u are.” Summers then asked her, “Did u really rearrange the weekend we were going to be together because guy number 3 was coming,” he wrote to Epstein.

“I dint want to be in a gift giving competition while being the friend without benefits,” Summers recounted to Epstein, adding that “she must be very confused or maybe wants to cut me off but wants professional connection a lot and so holds to it.”

Epstein supported Summers’ response, saying that the woman was making Summers “pay for past errors” but “no whining showed strength.”

Oh, ick. He was trying to arrange a weekend together with this woman (remember, he’s married), and she clearly wanted nothing to do with it. Epstein praises him for his strength. Come on, this was a homely, middle-aged man hitting on a woman, not a profile in courage.

And then there is the sexism, a trait that we’ve known Summers to have for many years.

In an October 2017 email to Epstein, Summers appeared to joke to Epstein that women were less intelligent than men — and suggested that having “hit on” women should not damage one’s career prospects.

“I observed that half the IQ in world was possessed by women without mentioning they are more than 51 percent of population….” he wrote to Epstein, without elaborating further.

The message invoked one of the most controversial episodes of Summers’ career — his 2005 remarks at an economics conference suggesting that innate differences between men and women might help explain the underrepresentation of women in science and engineering at elite universities.

Yeah, fine, throw Summers under the bus. If you can hurl Bill Clinton under there at the same time, I’m not going to complain…I’m probably going to cheer. But please understand you can’t condemn Summers for being a sexist asshole without also condemning Trump.

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The mind that thought of light, heavy, grey, yellow, still, swift also conceived of magic that would make heavy things light and able to fly, turn grey lead into yellow gold, and the still rock into a swift water. If it could do the one, it could do the other; it inevitably did both. When we can take green from grass, blue from heaven, and red from blood, we have already an enchanter’s power.

— JRR Tolkien, On Fairy-Stories

It’s all cringe

Nov. 13th, 2025 12:51 pm
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Posted by PZ Myers

I occasionally look in on our local racist cult — but not very often, because dear god, they are boring. We have an Asatru chapter near us, in Murdock, Minnesota, which was initially controversial when they bought an old church and announced that they were establishing a whites-only congregation. Since then, though, they’ve been quiet, festering in their small town enclave. That’s a danger, so I check in on their website now and then, because I half-expect to erupt and collapse at some time, which can be either hilarious or horrifying.

Asatru is a very silly religion…although, to be fair, all religions are absurd and fundamentally stupid. New religions just look particularly goofy because the older faiths benefit from familiarity. Mormonism, for instance, is crazy and unbelievable because we know it’s relatively recent and its con man founder, while Catholicism’s origins are buried in the murk of ancient history, and its founder is walled off behind thick layers of myth. Asatru was conjured up in 1972 by a couple of old guys meeting in a cafe in Reykjavik, built on a framework of myths and historical practices from the Edda, a book (the Prose Edda, at least, the Poetic Edda has older roots) written by a Christian in the 13th century. The old Norse religion has been dead for centuries. The Asatru folk are trying to resurrect a faith that has long been dead and buried in its grave.

I live in a state full of the descendants of Scandinavian immigrants, and they all came here steeped in the dogma of the Lutheran church (with a scattering of Catholics), and there was no heritage of Old Norse pagan religion among them.

The local Asatru chapter, called the Baldrshof, seems to be largely struggling to invent a mythological foundation in scraps of lore. A couple of their leaders meet once a week to record a video of their godawful boring conversations about Asatru; their channel is called Victory Never Sleeps, a title that is pretentious and nonsensical. These videos are painful to watch.

They’re 2 or 3 hours long, and they talk fantasy. I can’t watch them. They could be imbedding secret codes and nefarious plots in short messages deep in the long-winded drone and the FBI and I wouldn’t notice. They have been putting out short videos, too, that are more digestible but equally dull and silly. Here’s Matthew Flavel, the head of the local church, babbling.

When people see pictures of us, and see that those guys are Asatru, does that elevate the Aesir and our ancestors, or is it a cause for them to be ashamed?…Does that interaction bring glory to the Aesir and our ancestors, or does it make them cringe?

I have some good news for him: they aren’t cringing, because the Aesir don’t exist and his ancestors are all dead. The bad news for the rest of us is that tales of Norse folklore is a smokescreen. The rest of the world around them are doing the cringing. And we know that they have a different motivation. It’s racism.

The myth cycle, our powerful truths, they’re not literal truths, they’re pathways to truth. They show us truth in ways that our mind and our soul is uniquely capable of understanding the divine. And you find that because that’s developed through thousands of years of the experiences of our people. That’s why I think it is uniquely suited to each of as people of Northern European descent, as people who trace their roots back to that font of Aryan consciousness to embrace that spirituality. And you see that expressed throughout Europe and in little corners of the rest of the world that have since been diluted by white genocide. – Excerpt from “Asatru: A White Man’s Religion,” a speech current AFA leader Matt Flavel delivered at the Northwest Forum, a conference organized by white nationalist Greg Johnson of Counter-Currents Publishing

If the Ethnic European Folk cease to exist Asatru would likewise no longer exist. Let us be clear: by Ethnic European Folk we mean white people. It is our collective will that we not only survive, but thrive, and continue our evolution in the direction of the Infinite. All native religions spring from the unique collective soul of a particular race. Religions are not arbitrary or accidental; body, mind and spirit are all shaped by the evolutionary history of the group and are thus interrelated. Asatru is not just what we believe, it is what we are. Therefore, the survival and welfare of the Ethnic European Folk as a cultural and biological group is a religious imperative for the AFA. – Second point in the Asatru Folk Assembly’s current “Declaration of Purpose,” featured on the organization’s website

So I keep an eye on the local Asatru, boring as they are. I’m hoping they’re just going to continue to wallow in made-up folklore and fade into irrelevance, but you never know — the Mormons and the Catholic Church were also once a small cult of people with silly beliefs, too.

200 Word RPGs 2025

Nov. 13th, 2025 12:48 am
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ribstongrowback:

200-word-rpgs:

200 Word RPGs 2025

Each November, some people try to write a novel. Others would prefer to do as little writing as possible. For those who wish to challenge their ability to not write, we offer this alternative: producing a complete, playable roleplaying game in two hundred words or fewer.

This is the submission thread for the 2025 event, running from November 1st, 2025 through November 30th, 2025. Submission guidelines can be found in this blog’s pinned post, here.

Bag O’ Bones

You are skeleton number 1. Pick a name.

The Lichlord died, you’re free, your friends are scattered.

Your tools are a 6-sided die, a notebook and pencils.

At the end of the notebook, make a d6 table, each entry bearing the name of a playing card that you own, drawn from its shuffled deck. Use as many different decks from different games as you can.

Every day, roll your die on the prompt table and write something in the note book based on the rolled entry.

If you roll a 6, a new skeleton joins you, with a name and an unclaimed number between 1 and 6. You gain a die, and make a new table for that die. Starting now, write events based on all rolled entries from each table.

If you roll doubles, the skeleton with that number somehow gets hurt and leaves. Write it with today’s event with that in mind, discard its die and blackout its table.

If skeleton number 1 leaves, you leave! Give your dice and notebook to someone else, and have them play one of the other skeletons, becoming number 1.

When your merry band has 7 skeletons, they’re all finally safe.

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I can’t speak for anybody else, but for me, sometimes the whole executive dysfunction thing can get bad enough that I wrap all the way back around to being productive. I once wrote four hundred lines of code while procrastinating on the act of putting on a shirt.

200 Word RPGs 2025

Nov. 13th, 2025 12:02 am
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200-word-rpgs:

200-word-rpgs:

200 Word RPGs 2025

Each November, some people try to write a novel. Others would prefer to do as little writing as possible. For those who wish to challenge their ability to not write, we offer this alternative: producing a complete, playable roleplaying game in two hundred words or fewer.

This is the submission thread for the 2025 event, running from November 1st, 2025 through November 30th, 2025. Submission guidelines can be found in this blog’s pinned post, here.

(We wish to apologise in advance for the length of today’s roundup; we had a stretch of several days in a row with just one or two entries per day, then suddenly sixteen in 24 hours.)

Collected entries for 2025-11-07 through 2025-11-12:

Previous summaries: 2025-11-01, 2025-11-02, 2025-11-03, 2025-11-04/2025-11-05, 2025-11-06

GRR

Nov. 12th, 2025 11:58 pm
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I hate it when I forget to put important notes in the character file. A character of mine has two gators as pets, and I know they have names, but I didn't write them down anywhere I can easily find. And it apparently hasn't come up in the story itself yet.
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(With reference to this post here.)

The auto-archiver looks at a cached version of the post as it existed at the time of posting in order to avoid situations like renamed or deactivated blogs putting a spike in things. It appears you edited the read-more text to add archival permissions at a later date. I'll be doing a review at the end of the event to pick up any subsequent edits, though; I'll just manually flag yours as archivable in the meantime.

(If any of the other dozen-or-so folks who submitted entries without initially giving archival permissions edited them in later, feel free to let me know if you'd like me to manually update yours as well.)

Be enlightened.

Nov. 12th, 2025 07:15 pm
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cryptotheism:

No Patreon update tomorrow. I have to work on Eat God. I am using this as an excuse not to think about Sefer Yetzirah for 24 hours.

Fantastic statement that I have zero context for

Be enlightened.

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