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Aug. 15th, 2016

writchcodex: Still Running (pic#13024934)
Silly title, cards don't have teeth! They have cardboard cuts, which are infinitely worse than bites. Believe me, I got a brand new deck of cards one time, was trying to shuffle them, and got a nasty slice right down the pad on my thumb. It hurt like a motherfucker, not just that day, but for a week or so. I also had to keep cleaning it out because I'm pretty sure there was an initial infection there from the edge of the card.

I was also an extremely careless child and didn't actually know how to riffle shuffle cards. I probably should have been supervised.

Where were we? Oh yeah.



Onward )
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